Spit shined

The shiny and wet appearance of a male's penis when it's heavily covered in saliva;
Shiny appearance including mild or heavy foam/(little bubbles) ; froth, on male genitalia as a result of being in someone's mouth;
Excessively / sparkling clean.

"So what did you guys do last night?"
"We just watched a movie and smoked some bud and then she spit shined my dick. The usual."
"I see."

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 17, 2022

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spitting shade

A derogatory comment or insult often made both fiercely and directly to another person. The next degree of throwing shade.

- Dr. Phil, I made you just like how Oprah made you. You were nothing before I came on this show!
- Bitch dare to be spitting shade on my show? Sit the fuck down.

by WilliamForrester February 15, 2017

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Spit and Shine

The act of gobbing in your hand and rubbing it on the pus. Usually as lubrication to aid penile transit into the vag, however may also be done simply for bant.
Many recipients of 'the shine' are unimpressed and it should only be used in exceptional circumstances.

'She was a bit dry last night when I went to go in, had to give her some of the old spit and shine didn't I!'

by Alex Kellett January 18, 2018

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Spit Munger

Another word for a complete and utter fuck-tard.

Ambre, what are you doing you spit munger?!?

by ToxicFlange September 05, 2013

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spit-teaser

This occurs when you get a chick in a room alone. Make-out with her/get her really horn. Turn her around so she faces a bed, bend her over, and rip her pants down. She is expecting you to "give it to her" hard. Simply spit in her butt-crack and walk out the door, leaving her very horny and probably pissed.

Dude, I finally gave a random girl the spit-teaser last night. Boy, was she mad!

by Geniusfromabove February 19, 2009

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