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Sock hat

See beanie
So much better than beanie

Dear editors,
Sock hat is a better word for beanie and u better publish this word or I will be sad
See condom
Donald trumps double chin
See the part of the dick Jews cut off
See plz publish this I will love u forever
That’s obviously a sock hat
Only losers say beanie
by Jejdhdbdbdjdndndndn September 27, 2019
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socks for Christmas

A level of extreme disappointment; sheer discontent.

Coined by Doc Hammer of The Venture Bros fame.
"I was disappointed BEYOND socks for Christmas."
-Doc Hammer
by Patrick Paladino June 9, 2008
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Power Socking

Wearing socks that are either brightly colored or heavily patterned such that they sharply contrast with the wearer's outfit. Power Socking is a statement of boldness. The more contrasted the better.

The sharpest contrasts are achieved directly between the socks and pants or socks and shoes.
Note: Socks must match each other, but must not match any other part of the outfit, otherwise it's not Power Socking.
Some examples of Power Socking include:
Orange socks with a blue pants
Green socks with red shoes
Plaid socks with striped pants
by Coltronix October 27, 2011
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Sock Bottom

When one has put off doing the laundry so long that you have run out of socks. At this point, you have hit sock bottom.

You may have either "reached" sock bottom, "be at" sock bottom, or (more commonly) "hit" sock bottom.
Time to do the laundry; I've hit sock bottom.
by BorelliWords April 22, 2011
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water sock

A water sock is a sock which is able to be soaked in water without ruining the fabric. It is generally made of a wetsuit/bather fabric and is mainly used with people who have podophobia like myself so that podophobics can swim without feeling the pressure of showing their

podos.
Person 1: Ugh I so do not want to go to this swimming carnival.
Person 2: Why not? I am pumped!!!
Person 1: I so do not want people to judge my podos >:(
Person 2: Oh i have these water socks you can use!
Person 1: Oh sick bruv!!!\
by Rianon February 14, 2018
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Wind socking

After anal sex the bowel prolapses
I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her
by Chop81 January 10, 2021
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Sock perverts

The reason why every time you do laundry you lose at least one sock.

Sock perverts lurk in every laundromat in the world and only steal one or two socks at a time so no one notices. Then they stand in a circle and masturbate into them.
God damn, I need to go buy socks again; the sock perverts hit me hard.
by Slick James April 19, 2010
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