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Sneaky sausage 

your friend has just bought a big bag of sausages (16 or 18 pack) and you start to get hungry and you look around but you have you eyes fixed on the sausages and you think to you self one couldnt hurt and you have a sneaky sausage.
Friend: these are for the BBQ dont eat them
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you

'friend goes out'

rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.

Sneaky Snake 

When you're talking to a girl at the bar and your friend comes up to hit on her. To be properly executed, the friend must not understand that he could talk to any other girl in the place, or how shady it is that he only waits for you to break the ice for him without asking.
"Tim didn't give me a heads up that he wanted to talk to this girl, so I assumed if I talked to her I wouldn't get interrupted by him. At the very least he could just ask me to break the ice if he's shy, instead of pulling the sneaky snake."
Sneaky Snake by Poop Chair April 2, 2014

Sneaky ninja 

When a guy has another guy insert into his girl making her think that it is him, while he quietly slips out the door to wave at her thought the window outside
She was so confused after i pulled the sneaky ninja on her last night
Sneaky ninja by Joe Randall June 11, 2008

sneaky-fast 

When you're being so fast, you don't even know you are being fast.
Stealing the bases in baseball, (according to our research teacher).
OR...
When your learning is so sneaky-fast, that you don't even realized you learned the material.

Sneaky Kiss 

When your out with a bunch of friends you sneak around the corner and make out with someone and return back like nothing happened.
I went out with fluff daddy and gargle. When fluff daddy went into the bar I snuck around the corner and had an awesome sneaky kiss with gargle but we acted like nothing happened.
Sneaky Kiss by Rawrlolz November 3, 2010

Sneaky Castro 

A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice. AKA Bill Clinton
Monica lunsky i did not inhale the sneaky castro.
Sneaky Castro by Jmann November 5, 2006