Stinky Snapper Turtle

after anal sex you get a blowjob and she feels too much pleasure and bites your dick

Jordan : yo did you hear what melody and tristan did the other night
Vinny : no dude tell me
Jordan : melody gave tristan a stinky snapper turtle and tristan donkey - punched melody after it happened
Vinny : no way thats awesome

by Afternoon Swimmers July 14, 2011

Dick Snapper

A device which opens and remains stable until the operator exerts slight effort to close the dick snapper. It will physically and audibly snap down on the targets dick.

"Aww man, this box would make a good dick snapper"
"A Dick Snapper?!"

by NiggerBort June 18, 2008

sapper

Female who drains male of all resources, money, sanity and self-respect before moving on, "Independence Day" style to the next victim.

Its a Saturday, the sappers are out in town with their boyfriend's credit card to buy stupid clothes to wear that evening when said boyfriend is obligated to buy the sapper champagne, keeping with the whole "Footballers' Wives" fantasy.

by chrcrash May 8, 2006

Whipper Snapper

The act of kicking someone in the back of the knee so they collapse and fall on their ass.

I gave little Johnny a Whipper Snapper and tore both his ACL's.

by KunzKar. June 4, 2010

Snapper

A Cigarette. Commonly used on the west coast as well as in London UK. "A box of snappers" is slang for a pack of cigarettes. It's most commonly used when asking to "bum" one, in which case the very "tap" or "nip" is joined with it.

Hey man, mind if I tap one of those snappers? or just "snapper?" (when offered)

by Nasmon Arollo May 15, 2006

sapper

A drunk. One who drinks a lot.

Jim is a sapper, he drinks all day.

by unsonny July 26, 2008

Red Snapper

A women with a "Scary" vagina.

I wouldent touch that, shes a RED SNAPPER!

by Show February 6, 2005