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Sleeping Beauty

One of your friends is passed out drunk on the floor and you put your huge boner in his mouth and take a picture. Then you black mail him with the picture to get what you want.
Steve got so wasted last week, I gave him a sleeping beauty and then he bought me a new car.
by Brett January 23, 2005
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A Sleeping Beauty

A Sleeping Beauty is when your girlfriend or significant other is sound asleep and you ejaculate on her face to wake her up.
by vinxanity March 30, 2015
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History Induced Sleepiness

The sleepiness that hits you when you're sitting in history class wondering why it matters what happened a million years ago
Joe: " Man, who cares what happened a million years ago?"

Dave: " Yeah, I know. It's giving me history induced sleepiness."

Joe: " Let's go to sleep."
by Mirdawg1 February 24, 2010
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Nantucket Sleighride

The act of snorting a line of the substance of your choice, out of the valley of your spouse/lover/random hobo's butt crack and taint.

Sexual Slang akin to the Dirty Sanchez, Donkey Punch, and Brunswick.
Man, you got some sort of brown schutz hanging from your nostril.

Oh, Thanks. I just did a Nantucket Sleighride with your aunt in the wine cellar, guess the snow was starting to melt...
by Benjamin Kranklin February 24, 2005
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sleeping hoe

When a bitch goes clubbing and is too tired to take off their makeup and club clothes before sleeping.
David: This grimmy ass sleeping hoe has been sleeping all day on the couch with her fucked up makeup and skanky club clothes since yesterday.
by Linskees1 May 6, 2016
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Sleigh Bells

The bell that hangs from a cock ring and jingles when performing pelvic thrusts
Hey did you hear that noise next door?
Yeah I bet you Jess was at it again with the Sleigh bells
by Brandt1dudes December 14, 2016
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Sleeping sloth 77

A idiot who smells like cheese and can’t shave properly
Ya boi: That girl is Emma is a disgusting sleeping sloth 77

Ya boi 2: yeah I know, how vile
by Smelly not July 23, 2020
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