Shopping

The meaning of most girls happiness

Girl :do you want to go shopping!
Girl2: yes that would make me happy!

by Pterodactyl 2 April 10, 2021

Shoppingasm

A Shoppingasm is when you finally release the pleasure of having a shopping crave by going on one massive or small shopping spree outside or online.

Person 1: "Hey person2, I think i might finally go shopping to get rid of my shoppingasm"

Person 2: "Person1, that sounds like a good idea I might tag along"

by AriannaIDK May 10, 2021

Shoppingcarts415

The best plug in the game, Most his strain are real genetics not just a bunch or renamed lemon cherry gelato/Runtz Your plug can’t say the same lol Instagram has to delete his account every week cause he post so much heat

Wow is that Shoppingcarts415 the balls on this prick!

by Shoppingcarts415ismyplug November 22, 2021

shopping

you say you will only get one thing but walk out with the store.
something that only addicts do like Nia

"Nia is a shopping addict"
"wow did you see the Nia"
"Who?"
"Oh i mean the shopping addict"

by dfak;ms.jefgu8p'iWERJ January 31, 2022

shopping

Hes a f***** nerd hehehehe you think im better than ##### ####### f******* #######!!!! Oh jesus tutututututututu tutututututututu I stole CBS tutututututututu tutututu

Froogle, aka Google Shopping

by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

Showing The Man Downstairs Who’s Boss

A euphemism for jacking off. The man downstairs is referring to an individuals genitalia. By showing him who’s boss, you are beating him, aka beating off, aka jacking off.

Man, work has sucked today. I think I’m just gonna go home and end up showing the man downstairs who’s boss.

by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022