shining shit

When your shit is really shiny!!

Bob: URRRGH!
Billy:What the fuck is that!?!
Bob: it's my shining shit
Billy:wow !!!

by TOM THE SEXY BAAAAAASTARD!! July 18, 2016

Night to shine

The prom for animals who are mamed and incredibly retarded. It also is a disabled prom but they are for animals.

Night to shine is stinky

by Dentor February 7, 2020

Shined up

To brandish a gun in a menacing manner
ex: to shine up, he shined me, I got shined

Yo dawg, I got shined up by Quantavious when he saw my new Jordans outside KFC da other day.

by Ho Sniper March 21, 2018

Knight In shining rubber

The opposite of a pillow princess who does everything in bed, because they love their bottom and enjoys watching them squirm.

I'm quite sure Ellen is a knight in shining rubber because she is so confident and always makes her guests so happy

by B. Fanfiction69 September 6, 2018

shining justice

**THERE IS NO SHINING JUSTICE THERE IS ONLY SHINING JOOT**

```shining justice is the dumbest thing in world```
~~there is shining justice~~

by Hehe Stroheim June 18, 2021

Shining the cue ball

To cum on a bald man’s head

Person 1: Dude have you seen how good the skin on Brian’s bald head is?!

Person 2: Yeah I have, his boyfriend must be shining the cue ball

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

Where the sun doesn’t shine

The place where poop comes from, and also a place where a penis likes to go visit sometimes. Typically, it is so hidden between the fluffy, buttery, biscuits that the sun never has a chance to shine on it. Also see: Sphincter Sun Bathing.

Angry response: “you can go stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”

by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023