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Dutch Selfie

You fart in your car right before getting out. Then when you return to your car (sometimes hours later) you get in shut the door just to find the fart still there and you proceed to choke on your own fart.
That Dutch Selfie made me puke on my steering wheel.
by SmellyBear November 30, 2016
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Single Selfie

That inevitable picture one changes their profile to once they break up with their SO. There are took types. The really obvious "old selfie", which is normally the best photo the person took in the last 2-5 years, meant to show off that they are still hot (and single). Or the "new selfie" which is obviously taken quickly to replace a profile picture that features the person who they just broke up with.
"I didn't know Zack wasn't dating Mara anymore till I saw his single selfie. That picture is so old."
"Why did Sam take such a bad random photo for his profile...*checks status, finds he just dramatically broken up with his boyfriend*, oh it's his Single Selfie"
by NeroBrigg February 20, 2017
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lasse-selfie

a selfie where you only show yor shoulder, nech and jawline. usually used to get girls soaking wet.
-"hey man, i just used the lasse-selfie to get nudes from this girl"
-"sweet bro"
by Sledgetime February 24, 2017
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sandwich selfies

A tall sunburnt male taking a selfie between two skinny Caucasian women.
So I was walking down the street eating my amazing bratwurst and decided I would take a sandwich selfie. Then I looked up and saw two short plump white women hugging a big tall sunburnt man and that's another kind of sandwich selfies.
by Amh585 March 24, 2017
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social selfie

(Abbreviated soc-fie): a social media selfie specifically taken to be put as the pfp on all of one's social media sites
A social selfie will never help you pass anyone's picture test, your personality and moral values will.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2017
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sloppy selfie

One handed selfie taken whilst having a tommy tank
Laura was sexting and took a sloppy selfie
by LincolnMonkey June 8, 2017
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stickless selfie

A selfie done specifically without the use of a selfie stick; by hand
its a pretty cool drunken achievement to do a shotgun stickless selfie
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