A place of work and stress where your brain explodes into knowledge and you turn into Albert Einstein.
by Dr. Dude Man January 22, 2018
Get the School mug.Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.
Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?
Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.
Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.
Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
by Not a legend 27 July 24, 2019
Get the School mug.A place where kids get torched for 18 years. They start at the age of 5 years and end school at 17 or 18
Divided into two school years -
Primary - Preschool to Year 7
Secondary- Year 8 to Year 12
Maths, English and Science are the worst subjects
Uniforms Polices - Wearing Uniform and looking neat
Exams and Assignment are a form of punishment
Divided into two school years -
Primary - Preschool to Year 7
Secondary- Year 8 to Year 12
Maths, English and Science are the worst subjects
Uniforms Polices - Wearing Uniform and looking neat
Exams and Assignment are a form of punishment
Student asking the teacher about history
Student - "I thought Child Slavery was banned in the 1860s so why do we still have to go to school"
Teacher - We get payed to teach you, so suck it up -.-
Student - "I thought Child Slavery was banned in the 1860s so why do we still have to go to school"
Teacher - We get payed to teach you, so suck it up -.-
by schoolboy69 April 23, 2014
Get the School mug.School is 8 hours of your life wasted every day (except the weekend) on knowledge you'll use, or you'll never use
School, is where you sit in a classroom for 45–50 minutes and listen to a teacher talk and after 45–50 minutes you'll hear a bell that lets you go outside
School is where you find friends and with friends you can talk and do other stuff together
School is a place where you do tests to get a letter (or a number) on a piece of paper
School is where if you get a lot of grades, you'll get another paper
School, is where you sit in a classroom for 45–50 minutes and listen to a teacher talk and after 45–50 minutes you'll hear a bell that lets you go outside
School is where you find friends and with friends you can talk and do other stuff together
School is a place where you do tests to get a letter (or a number) on a piece of paper
School is where if you get a lot of grades, you'll get another paper
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Get the School mug.The place that parents think that good so send you there to learn complete bullshit and get bullied or become a bully and lose all ur friends cuz it a complete waste of time
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