Lamp shade

Someone who doesn’t want you to be happy

Your just a lamp shade

by Tjmcpc June 9, 2018

shaded

Refering to the past consumption of food by a female

I waked up in the middle of the night hankerin' for that last piece of chickin, but when I opened the fridge, I couldn't find it. I guess shaded.

by Floyd C. Knotworthy July 6, 2005

schwade

A "micropenis" or very very small excuse for one.

Holy shit he's got a schwade!

by Eric Arndt December 15, 2008

Shade Tree

A motion you do when someone is SO unbelievably shady, that all you can do is put your arms over your head, like you're a shade tree. You must declare "Shade Tree" while shade tree-ing, so that the person understands how extremely shady they are.

"Dude you're such a shade tree" *Does shade tree motion*

by mojojojojo October 6, 2015

Schadenfraud

Pleasure derived from the minor irritation or annoyance of others.

Person A: Dude, why are you slow rolling me?
Person B: I don't know, I guess I just have a mean streak of of Schadenfraud

by Sick Variance November 8, 2010

no tea no shade

no tea no shade, 🚫🧢

taira and kyle no tea no shade

by lackell December 8, 2018

Schdenfraude

Schdenfraude is a negative, unproductive emotion. For example, if a hated ex partner breaks up with the girl he replaced you with, the feeling of delight that is washed over you is called schdenfraude.

"Ha! Kynan broke off the engagement with Elaine! She so heartbroken. Schdenfraude never felt so good!"

by Possum198 June 23, 2008