Scalping

The act of extending a males dick out and pushing your balls to each end to form a skateboard

Girl: this is getting boring can I just scalp you already

Man: alright I’ll start scalping for you then

by randythemunter March 31, 2025

Scalping

When you put your balls underneath your shaft and use the creation as a tech deck skateboard. For example you could hit a kickflip and brag to your friends.

You bro I was scalping and I got a 180 tail spin

by TheTragicGod March 31, 2025

Scalper Bumping

A term used to describe the accidental displacement of unsavory characters from a trading card restock to prevent them from gobbling up boxes meant for the masses. A heroic move, derived from a form of vigilantism. Found mostly in the aisles of Targets and Wal-Marts

There was someone camping out and waiting for a Pokemon restock, once the vendor arrived, two of us started scalper bumping to make sure the kids waiting could be able to get some Pokemon cards

by Robinhood Restock April 5, 2025

Scap-Pulla

Verb

The act of using ones shoulder to massage the underside of the receivers penis. Also known as a shoulder job.

After the dress code forbade having your shoulders exposed, I can no longer tell who I'd want a Scap-Pulla from.

by Pall Smenis April 19, 2025

scalper

Anyone who is ahead of you in a line for an in-store preorder or restock.

And/or, anyone who lines up earlier than what is deemed 'normal' or 'sensible'.

Anyone who is able to get their hands on a product that someone else might have struggled to acquire.

And/or anyone who takes away inventory for a product that should be going to an entitled group, ie: toys from children.

I got to Gamestop four hours before opening and there were 25 scalpers ahead of me lined up already!

These scalpers are taking everything I just wanted to get these cards for my unborn 2 mo child!

I was walking into the store and saw a older guy with no kids walking out with the last two boxes, what a scalper!

by Notascalper May 13, 2025

Scalper

Scalper (derogatory): pronounced skal-per

A piece of shit that ruined everyones fun starting in 2024 by hoarding every pokemon pack, then reselling way above msrp

“Yo that scalper just took all those etbs in front of those kids, what a piece of shit.”

by Blablablabk May 31, 2025

Scalping

When you ejaculate on a bald mans head, let it dry and peel it off.

"Man, Bill has some serious dandruff for a bald guy"

"Oh dude, no! He's TOTALLY into scalping"

by JesusPolice June 18, 2025