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I am sam and I can say I am sexy,, hot and smart also good at mastarbating
Girl: i want to bang sam
Me: i know u do
Sam by Samuel savage August 29, 2017
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A Sam is something you find riding a unicycle while reading a dictionary. He is smart, but is missing a link in his brain. He is fun, and loved by everyone. But beware when he gets his unicycle out.
Girl: I saw Sam hanging upside down on a tree branch while reciting the Illiad.

Guy: Well I saw him going his math homework while watching the Barbie movies!
Sam by Account1 November 10, 2017
The dumbest most annoying idiot to walk the Earth, he is a fucking brick
Sam is a fucking shoe, lol xd
Sam by JustPandazGaming November 25, 2017
Usually the best in bed, Ik from experience, u know when they have big feet they have big socks and big socks = big cocks, this is named at sam Tavolieri I will fuck u again someday but that will be hard seeming that there are so many bitches on ur tip xoxoox
Sam by Reg69 December 4, 2017
A really chill dude with a Jew-fro. He has his shortcummings and at times a lack of morality, but overall is a pretty fun person to hang out with.
Sam by Flammingidiot December 10, 2017
An idiot who I could totally beat in fortnite.
Stop being such a sam!!!
Sam by Josh772 January 1, 2018