Rusty Keyhole

An obscene sexual act in which sand is used as lubrication during rough anal intercourse. Works best with the world's finest sand -- found on the Gulf Coast of Florida, especially in and around the St. Pete Beach area.

I took my girl out to the beach to see the sunset, and then gave her the rusty keyhole all night long.

by EMoney2k7 November 2, 2007

rusty scupper

The act of of putting a fish up your ass for sexual gratification.

My friend an EMT told me about this guy they found with a frozen salmon up his ass. They had to take him to the hospital to get it removed. They call that move the rusty scupper!

by Little Smokey October 21, 2007

Rusty Bear Trap

the act of sitting on the face of another and pressing their face into your bare ass while clenching, while doing so it is necesary to shit into their mouth... taco shit are preffered but any will do.

man...after eating taco johns i gave justin the worst rusty bear trap.

by M.A.C July 27, 2006

rusty trombone

when a girl is jacking you off and licking your browneye at the same time

waaa waaaa waaaaaaa

by comal6669 October 19, 2003

Rusty Telescope

After having serious anal sex with your partner, ram your shit covered dick into their eye socket. Resembling a telescope

Suzie saw the hershey highway through my rusty telescope and was able to name a new galaxy. "The Peanut Galaxy.

by Cworth28 April 20, 2009

rusty spoon

Literally just a spoon that is rusted, not some weird word that means something else.

My friend collects rusty spoons. She likes to make up stories of how the spoons became rusted, though some stories are very outlandish, there are worse things to do.

by tttoad May 6, 2020

Rusty Spoons

A phrase that expresses your orgasmic love for something.
May also be used in suggestive concept.

Becca: charmander is just RUSTY SPOONS
Emily: I know !

Becca: Rusty Spoons ?
Emily: Let's wait until my parents leave.

SaladFingers: I like Rusty Spoons

by beccasarahdeil January 14, 2010