Romtomblous

A mix of unequivocal and rambunctious, used to convey a very strong desire for something.

I am romtomblingly hungry right now.

I’m feeling so romtomblous for a movie tonight.

by Pop_Steam69 June 14, 2022

roman the potato

roman the potato is a dutch ass grumpy potato, that chills his balls hanging down the ceiling. Hes probably about to go moldy because hes an old wrinkly potato from frietwinkel. His sister is Freddie das Ferkel and his parents are Schnörwangen and Lina raven. He is one one first people to save when the butz is burning.

Who is that sexy mf hanging down the ceiling? Its roman the potato!

by A fine pickle jar February 22, 2023

Hand romance

The act of masterbation

Alone with once's right hand for company, add a dimmer switch for some ambiance and its time for some hand romance.

by LeBeast November 11, 2009

Reverse Romance

When a person in a relationship, generally the male, who starts to become MORE romantic as the relationship goes past the dating phase, and maybe even start years after. Generally, people tend to be romantic only in the very beginning of their relationships, and become less enthusiastic and romantic for the remainder of the relationship. A Reverse Romance situation would be the opposite of that.

"Usually I date men that start romantic, but stop being romantic in about 2 months into our relationship. Dennis didn't start getting truly romantic until we were married! He opens my door now, buys me flowers, and even treats me like a queen. I asked him "why now"?, and he said he would rather give me a genuine lifetime of romance, than just the temporary romance most guys show in the beginning. He wanted our relationship to be more fun, romantic, and get BETTER with time. I love Reverse Romance!"

by DennisLovesRachelle May 12, 2010

hood romance

The type of romance that is expressed in a sincere, straight-forward, but crude manner. A relationship that is publicly open regarding their strange and sometimes raunchy sexuality.

Girl: "Look sweets, I'm even folding your underwear. You're welcome."
Boy: "Thanks bae. I'll fuck you in the ass later for it."
Girl: "That's the sweetest thing anyone's said to me."

THAT'S HOOD ROMANCE!!

by Moses & Huggz May 29, 2016

Hopeless romantic

A hopeless romantic is a person who truly believes in love. No matter how many times the have been rejected, heartbroken, or turned down, they still try to find the right partner and still haven’t lost hope in love.

“Oh, she’s a hopeless romantic- which means she is never going to give up on finding true love.”

by Thereallytruedefinitions July 22, 2020

Holy Roman barn owl

And exclamation somewhat similar to “oh my god” and “by Jove”

Holy Roman Barn Owl is used exclusively as an exclamation of shock, outrage, horror or surprise such as in the following example:

Nick: Boris has withheld food from millions of the countries poorest children!
Jon: Holy Roman barn own!! What a total shit show!

by Rathgam December 4, 2020