Phantom ring

The sensation of wearing a ring, felt between your fingers, except...you're no longer wearing the ring!

(Reaches down to twist ring nervously. Realizes it isn't there...)

"I just felt phantom ring."

by Marshmallowson November 22, 2017

Ring stretcher

Stretching a females anus with your penis, akaanal

Ring stretcher,

Stretched the wife’s ring last night she is sore today as in I had anal sex with my wife and her anus is stretched

by Ktrain81 June 3, 2019

rump ring

A butthole.

Yeah man I totally put it in her rump ring last night.

by misterrice360 March 29, 2015

Wrinkle ring

A crusty grimey wore out anus or butt hole that’s usually hammered so long and hard it’s all wrinkled up and crusty from days old cum

Omg Jason is putting it in her wrinkle ring god I hope he wears a rubber her wrinkle ring is leaking shit literally shit

by The cocksman nate the great July 30, 2018

Ring Knocker

A derogatory term for a Black Freemason. A "Ring Knocker" wears their gaudy Freemason ring, which is akin to a High School football championship ring, wears a black suit, white shirt, and black tie, and in unison, they knock their rings on the table to come in agreement with their Freemason beliefs. They are entitled douchebags who are in a half-assed cult and/or society group. Black Freemasons are on the lower rung of factions in the trade unions and other workgroup factions.

Nick: Hey Bill, I saw a group of six black guys at an Irish pub. They were all wearing suits and ties and had big rings. I tried to converse with them, but they were very uppity and talked about how knowledge is key. They kept knocking their rings on the table.
Bill: Oh yeah, we always see those guys in the trades. They're called Ring Knockers. All they do is try to act smart. They're douches.

by Studs Lonigan III September 3, 2023

Grunt Ring

(noun)- Is the physical result of the sphincter making an indentation ring around a turd.

I took a dump today and it had 3 grunt rings on it.

Shelia has such a tight ass that I had two grunt rings on my dick when I pulled out of her ass.

by Cyanide Gas October 23, 2010

Ring Rong

What you say when your dad tries to teach you algebra when you are in second grade or when you are dumb and have nothing to say

Dad: You multiply the factor of pp by MC^2
Me: Ring Rong!!!
Dad: what the hell does that mean?
Me: rrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggg RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by sixnine MC January 25, 2021