Computer Retarded 

A person who cannot do anything involving a computer even if you walk them through a simple task (ie sending an email or installing a game) even if you walk them through it extensively.

Once my friend broke his minecraft trying to install mods. I told him to send me a windows remote assistance email so I can do the complete process in minutes. Took him 4 hours to send me an email containing "C:\users\joel\documents and settings\appdata\.minecraft\bin"

He is a shining example of someone who is computer retarded

Computer Retarded by Zaccster December 27, 2011

your retarded 

An ironic misuse of the word your. As a last ditch effort to conceal one's own mental failings, often people will claim it was a joke; however, only people more retarded than the initial tard will believe they were actually joking, and also that typing "your retarded" constitutes as a joke.

Jim: No, you mean you're retarded as in you are retarded.
Dick: No bro, I was being ironic, you know? Your retarded.
Jim: Funny... don't have children.

your retarded by Gramar Not See November 15, 2009

social retard 

A pioneer in that they know that the social arena these days is throughly poisoned and full of just plain ol' non-mentally handicapped retards (i.e., people who, if they only tried just a little bit, could actually use their brains and then might make themselves somewhat bearable).
Therefore, so-called "social retards" are smart enough to stay away from that shitfest (i.e., most bars and clubs) and realize that it would be a total waste of energy to spend time out with those stupid looking, ugly morons.

It's better to be a social retard than a retard that actually sees something good in going out to a toxic social envirnment like a bar.

social retard by sheallee March 23, 2009

Retard 

A retarded person or "Retard" is someone that has been exposed to idiotidis.

The Retard: Hey, how are you?
Jeff: I'm good
The Retard: Don't you like Sonic and Shadow
Jeff: Yeah there pretty cool
The Retard: Man I wish hedgehogs were real.

Retard by GrahamCrackers123 January 29, 2017

Retard Juice

Another name for Diet Coke

Ron: You know those Diet Cokes are worse for ya than regular Coke Classic
Erika: They should call it retard juice
Dave:I like a Diet Coke
Erika: They should call it retard juice, they should call it retard juice.

Retard Juice by ghost towne May 7, 2021

Sexual Retard 

When someone, usually a guy, doesn't know how to flirt or get on with the sex. Horribly bad or inexperienced at sex. Excels at being an asshole. Usually brags about getting bitches, but is stumped when he actually has a chance to fuck. Turns girls off completely.

Stacy: Baby, I'm SSSSSOOOOO horny!!! PLEASE FUCK ME!!!
Danny: UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH...
Stacy: You know what? Fuck outta here you sexual retard!

Sexual Retard by Ghost Rider ;) April 1, 2017

retard room 

where all the retards are taught, they like to bunch them together so they won't harm normal people.

We're going past the retard room, the brains of the school.

check the note of sarcasm.

retard room by chloerose444 February 18, 2009