The Cheeto reaper

The reaper is in his 70s he is donald trump he is made of the ancient cheeto dust andreaps on the innocent souls and healthcare plans of innocent republicans and democrats

If you see the cheeto reaper

by I_=_reaper March 14, 2017

left on the reads

to have your read receipts on, and read the text message, without responding. purposefully ignoring a person and/or their message.

Jessica was left on the reads by Mike, which caused an argument.

by pettygirl123 February 27, 2017

One Eyed Reaper

A non-existent character which is a bastard

Are you a One Eyed Reaper?

by Janev July 6, 2018

Itzs Grim Reaper

Best Twitch Streamer and has a great sense of humor

Dude 1: Bro did you see Itzs Grim Reaper's stream last night
Dude 2: Yeah bro is was hilarious he has some great jokes

by 040403 October 1, 2019

Matty D Raps

Matty D Raps is the mayor of Bay ridge, He is ginger and the sexist man alive.

MMMMM Matty D Raps

by Isabella Cimino December 21, 2019

scottie the reaper

scottie the reaper comes from the shadows of texas in the dark a stand alone amazing conceptual artist, no true way to define or understand his art because he has never said anything in depth about it. it speaks for itself.

have you even seen scottie the reapers mustang in real life? no?! that's because it will kill you!!

by prestin33 April 9, 2021

Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."

1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*

by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021