When you get out of the shower and you forget to dry it and goes all over the place and you look like some guy named Randy.
Someone that has been ran through from everyone in Polk county. Someone that likes to be with more than one guy a day, someone that will go to family events looking like she has been gangbanged all night. Someone that likes to wear their sisters clothes and look on “fleek”.
by Ratchet randi August 04, 2018
God amongst Gods, Spartan Warrior, Leader of the Brave, Beast, these are but merely a few things that describe the man that Zeus himself bowed down to! The man that wins wars single handedly without the world finding out! The man that killed the Hulk and slayed Thor.
Randy Wesley is so freaking awesome
by cool101jr December 25, 2013
On Halloween, there will be a nigga, he gon' take yo' P-P He's fat and black, he gonna take your candy That niggers name is 'Big Dick Randy' Yeah, Big dick Randy, he take booty not just candy He dress up like a granny He been waiting for you to walk off the lawn He make sure you near no grown Then he grabs the ass, slang that shit around then he go runs off, kill all the grown
by I LOVE BIG BOOBS November 21, 2023
Little boy-mom big dick randy took my candy and my booty
Mom-that sweaty nigga took your candy let’s go fuck him in his ass and see how he likes it
Mom-that sweaty nigga took your candy let’s go fuck him in his ass and see how he likes it
by Nigga balls he December 20, 2023
I got to the house, Momma said "Where is your ass, and where is your candy?"
And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."
And i said "Momma, it was Big Dick Randy..."
by pluh500 April 02, 2024
An Instagram account posting memes who also posted OF ads, betraying his followers. To offset this backlash Randy promised a face reveal which was never posted.
by Super smart person April 25, 2024