Public disturbance

Blonde girls with glasses

“Bro look at that walking public disturbance”
“What?!?! That’s just Maria Tyler”

by Crackmaster007 February 7, 2024

new ulm public

Alright new school, play football and score you'll be alright. Besides that hippies and whore. Your choice.

This place sucks, just like New Ulm Public.

by Rooster💦 May 4, 2018

Public bathrooms

A VERYYY gross public place to basically.. Yk..

Me : those public bathrooms don't have good quality..

by Bhoskin January 15, 2022

Public Defender

Anyone who has a job or role that involves defending the public, such as a police officer, security guard, or any of those militia organizations not regulated by the government

The public defender shot a nearby robber who attempted to rob a gas station with a shotgun.

by YuOfTheNight August 28, 2021

fishing in public

When you shamelessly post your dating profile picture on social media to find some bites.

"Omg that looks like your tinder pic. You had that on your Instagram?!"

"Yeah, I'm fishing in public. So what?"

by DatOneDudeNobodyKnows October 27, 2025

Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Public

Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Public

Public Service Announcement: It Is Approved To Continue Naming THe First Episode Of television Series A "'Pilot'" Because Of Zodiac Sign Slogans :Announcement Service Public

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Bloody Public Barber

When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.

I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021