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pube nougat

a nougat like substance that forms on ones pubic hair when the substances semen, piss, saliva, sweat, and pubic hair are all found in large quantitys and are in a warm area; pube nougat is highly radioactive and turns the "host" of the nueget homosexual, gothic, or fat.
john got dumped, so he stayed in his room for a week. in this time he soiled himself, mastrabated, somehow sucked his own penis and sweated alot because his heater temporaraly broke therefore developing pube nougat which turned him into justin beiber
by i hate gay people 101 oh yeaaa February 26, 2011
mugGet the pube nougatmug.

Pube Plower

1. A person who masturbates in such massive durations, that his genital hairs begin to fall off.

2. A person with a genital hair plucking fetish.

3. Someone who is horny as fuck.
Example 1: "Holy shit, judging by that wad of pubes in that urinal, I think a Pube Plower has been here!"

Example 2: "I just found out that my girlfriend is a Pube Plower in bed. Sex is now a nightmare."

Example 3: "Quit going to strip-houses you fucking Pube Plower."
by Dr. Degenerate October 7, 2016
mugGet the Pube Plowermug.

pencil pubes

1. the fresh shavings of a pencil

2. the pubes of a skinny person

*not to be confused with "pubes pencil"
While bored at work, Patricia shaved up a bunch of pencil pubes and then everyone started calling her Patty Pencil Pubes and then she had to clean all that shit up
by angie O edema November 16, 2018
mugGet the pencil pubesmug.

devil's pubes

Chewing tobbaco
Jeff:Ew I just put some tobbaco into my mouth and now it tastes and smells like shit!
Chad:Stop chewing these devil's pubes you retard
by The_Exalted_One December 9, 2020
mugGet the devil's pubesmug.

Pubing

A tattoo peeling a couple of days after it was done
My arm is pubing so bad!
by Mk Mia February 5, 2020
mugGet the Pubingmug.

Pukey Pube Pusher

Two definitions:
- An overly intoxicated individual who strips and pushes their pubes onto other people while throwing up
- Someone who drinks too much Pink Whitney and likes to push their pube trimmings into a drawer while also puking.
K!@#$* V%&*!@# is drunk on the table again being a Pukey Pube Pusher, put your rancid lizard away!
by dan_gleewang January 6, 2021
mugGet the Pukey Pube Pushermug.

Pubing

Verb; The act of milking your pet grandpa....... (I'm serious)
Johnny asked Michael why he was so tried coming to school, in which he replied "I was up all night pubing".
by Tlobinomics55 February 1, 2017
mugGet the Pubingmug.

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