pubecrastinator

one who postpones or delays the trimming of his or her pubes.

Girlfriend: "Have you trimmed your bush yet?"

Boyfriend: "Ugh... no... not yet."

Girlfriend: "You are such a pubecrastinator!"

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pube tickler

someone who enjoys tickling their girlfriend's pubes as foreplay. it seriously turns some bitches on.

jessica walked in when i was doing pube tickler with allison.

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the accidental orgasmic reaction to one's own pubic hair rubbing on their genitals

I need to shave my pubes, they're long enough to give a me a pubegasm

pubegasm by afrobush September 10, 2011

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The fear of pulling your pants up and grabbing a pube and pulling it out by accident.

I don't suffer Puberipaphobia, but some people do unfortunately.

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When youre performing felaccio and you get a pube stuck in between your teeth.

Babe you're going to have to trim it up, this is the third time this week I've pube flossed

Pube floss by Sunny_t April 7, 2016

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Dude last night I was shaving my balls and i totally had a pube nugget

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The act of getting a pubic hair stuck in your throat after oral intercourse.

After she went down on me she ended up with pubeosuckajitas.

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