FIPS ( Fart Intolerance Problem Syndrome )

Uncontrollable and involuntary farting. Cannot be controlled.

Antoine has FIPS ( Fart Intolerance Problem Syndrome ), He's fipped up.

by Moignon April 25, 2025

halting problem

the halting problem is the problem of determining, from a description of an arbitrary computer program and an input, whether the program will finish running, or continue to run forever.

halting problem, i love that even computers have limits

-alasstor

by UwU_HARDER_DADDY July 29, 2021

that's a you problem

That's a you problem. (In other words, it's not my problem. Deal with it.)

Person 1: I don't know how I'm going to get that money back to you before Friday."
Person 2: That's a you problem. I want it before Friday.

by Appoggiatura January 24, 2021

Non-problem

Something that seems like a problem in the moment only to you, but in five days you probably won't even remember you had a problem

Tanner: "This 15 year old is hitting on me hard core and it's adorable, but it makes me mad because he looks 18."
Sarah: "That's a non-problem. Call me in a few days when you realize how silly that sounded."

by Justadreamr July 29, 2015

The Puppy Problem

When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.

Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.

by Emers0n ∞ July 5, 2012

problem

1. Taylor Swift (she says it)
im a swiftie so i like her even if shes the problem

2. me
im the worst problem ever
i do whatever the hell i want, no cap
u cant stop me evr

person: omg its Mi$ha, shes such a problem
my boyfriend: yes she is, shes a bad bitch

by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023

you have problems

When someone is weird or indicted to something that can be real or fake.

You have problems with smoking you do it so much.

by SwagmastXD420 November 9, 2018