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pressed

to be pressed is to be threatened by someone
thug: yo i pressed this bum and taxxed him
other thug: slide his bape hoodie
by jjakcmeatthatahh June 27, 2025
mugGet the pressedmug.

Press Back

Bob: Fuck I just got hit buy a girl
Jack: Press Back her
by K1ngtam October 18, 2021
mugGet the Press Backmug.

Pressed

When your feeling suicidal and depressed from getting harassed; Or just want to beat up your neighbors annoying 4 year old daughter who pulls up every day wearing a onesie; Juice Wrld
Mom: O the neighbors daughter came to say hi today

Me: Im fockin pressed
by MicroIMP January 20, 2021
mugGet the Pressedmug.

Panini Press

The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”

“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020
mugGet the Panini Pressmug.

vibe pressed

When you are sad because someone is not giving u the same vibe,
by joefyckenmama123 February 16, 2020
mugGet the vibe pressedmug.

Full Dong Press

A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.
Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.

Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
by anonymous August 8, 2025
mugGet the Full Dong Pressmug.

pressed

when a female looks like they were squished in a hydraulic press. Usually a short female whose body proportions make them look like a lego.
damn dude, you see that girl she’s so pressed
by Mart2 August 1, 2021
mugGet the pressedmug.

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