Porn Addict

Someone obsessed with Porn. Always talks, looks, and downloads porn.

Kane is a Porn Addict.

by Christopher Scott September 15, 2003

hipster porn

In the realm of film--specifically, indie film and short film, it refers to anything that is so obnoxiously unique, preachy, or hipster-ish that a hipster would surely have a heart attack or leave a love stain in his/her pants.

"Oh. My. GOD. Have you seen Scott Pilgrim Versus the World? It's the greatest movie ever! Michael Cera is SO cute!"
"Yeah, I saw it. Looks like a bunch of hipster porn to me."

by MistahBanks86 April 10, 2013

fidget porn

The act of employing a fidget spinner during a sexual performance.

Fidget porn has become increasingly popular as interest in these devices has continued to rise.

Hey bro, you mind if I go beat off to some fidget porn?

Fidget porn is way better than midget porn dude!

fidget spinner midget porn

by ImYaBoi July 2, 2017

Behavior Porn

Behavior Porn is any unreasonable behavior you can't stop watching, on reality television or the internet. Behavior porn is behavior that any reasonable person would not want to be caught doing.

For example: I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that woman have a satanic freakout at the drive through when she couldn't get her junk food. That was total behavior porn, I am completely addicted to that video.

by BuffaloBill555 August 22, 2016

Truck Porn

Gratuitous depictions and scenes of beautifully outrageous, never before seen trucks. Like the semi trucks seen on Big Rig Videos.

Have you seen Lil Ray's new truck build? It was featured on Big Rig Videos... "Yeah, it's straight up Truck Porn".

by AsphaltDragon October 21, 2017

gorilla porn

never, ever, search this up. (also, you'll start to sadsturbate when you see how big the gorilla's cock truly is.

John: what the fuck were you doing watching gorilla porn!?

by amanthatlivesinyourbasement June 13, 2017

toaster porn

it means anal. "the longer its in the browner it gets."

i watched some toaster porn last night.

by death0930 June 24, 2016