Good Porn

The kind of porn that's still hot even after you masturbate.

(after masturbating) Wow, that was some good porn.

by Batermaster February 17, 2010

porn tard

One who is not well-versed in the art of pornography.

I didn't know Marilyn Monroe was on the first issue of Playboy.
You porn tard.

by Porn January 29, 2006

Porn Wars

What is going to happen in the future. How the world is going to end. How everyone on the planet will die. The apocalypse is coming. The end of the world is near. Everyone will eventually die from the coming threat....Porn Wars.

President: We are all close to death. The Porn Wars are just beginning.

by maxatron December 23, 2008

Porn Addict

Someone obsessed with Porn. Always talks, looks, and downloads porn.

Kane is a Porn Addict.

by Christopher Scott September 15, 2003

hipster porn

In the realm of film--specifically, indie film and short film, it refers to anything that is so obnoxiously unique, preachy, or hipster-ish that a hipster would surely have a heart attack or leave a love stain in his/her pants.

"Oh. My. GOD. Have you seen Scott Pilgrim Versus the World? It's the greatest movie ever! Michael Cera is SO cute!"
"Yeah, I saw it. Looks like a bunch of hipster porn to me."

by MistahBanks86 April 10, 2013

fidget porn

The act of employing a fidget spinner during a sexual performance.

Fidget porn has become increasingly popular as interest in these devices has continued to rise.

Hey bro, you mind if I go beat off to some fidget porn?

Fidget porn is way better than midget porn dude!

fidget spinner midget porn

by ImYaBoi July 2, 2017

Behavior Porn

Behavior Porn is any unreasonable behavior you can't stop watching, on reality television or the internet. Behavior porn is behavior that any reasonable person would not want to be caught doing.

For example: I couldn't stop laughing when I saw that woman have a satanic freakout at the drive through when she couldn't get her junk food. That was total behavior porn, I am completely addicted to that video.

by BuffaloBill555 August 22, 2016