Mayo on the Pizza

The action of ejaculating on your partners crotch while screaming "Ticklay Ticklay Ticklay". The V shape of the crotch represents the pizza covered in mayo.
When I pull out I like to put the Mayo on the Pizza
by Ticklay October 21, 2020
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Romantic pizza

A pizza that is shared between a couple. It is a special meal, normally the couple's favorite toppings on the pizza. Meant for a nice night in. accompanied by a movie.
Boyfriend: do you want a Romantic Pizza tonight? just thinking out loud.
Girlfriend: yes! I will go pick the movie.
by jade_nguyen January 22, 2015
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pizza partied

When a company, business, corporation, or individual gives you a reward for your work by giving you cheap garbage. Rather than increasing your pay, give you a raise, or a bonus. After all why pay the team a $100 bonus for making the company a lot of money when they can spend $20 on Little Caesar's and keep the rest of the cash for themselves. No doubt you've worked for someone who has done this at least once.
Person 1: Doritos paid some kid $20,000 for a funny looking chip for good PR.

Person 2: Dang, instead of giving striking workers what they want they just pizza partied the entire corporation. If they are willing to pay 20k for good PR I wonder how much they're keeping from their employees?
by SeraChimera August 21, 2021
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pizza cucked

when your significant other makes the effort to go out for pizza without you when it could've been ordered in
Dude, The Quartering's wife pizza cucked him.
by spicyorangechicken November 15, 2021
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A Taxmans pizza

A Taxmans pizza generally describes the total devastation of a frozen pizza by means of leaving it in the oven for too long. One would ask, how does one mess up a pizza but such mysteries is put down by the sheer horrid smell and look of the burnt pizza.

Can also mean you're terrible with food.
"Did you hear about Chunk last night? He did a Taxmans pizza and it tastes like shit"

"Oh really? I heard he was a simp.
by PrincessTa June 28, 2023
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Pizza Dump

Taking a shit in the tank of a toilet whilst the bowl is clogged.
"Hey Man step to the side, I gotta take a pizza dump."
by Pannts May 02, 2018
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Skittles and Pizza

When you nipples pop of your shirt.
by malterrazas May 26, 2018
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