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ping pong theory

where three guys get naked and one plays as the table and the other two get boners and use their dicks as paddles and play a game of ping pong and the loser becomes the new table. loser after 5 rounds get butt fucked by the other two guys.
dude me, john and aydin did the ping pong theory and now my ass hurts.
by cheif9/11 June 25, 2024
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ping pong pitching

a variation of the sport ping pong where the ball serve is a baseball-style pitch by the server.
Later tonight, we'll go ping pong pitching at your place.
by picturer June 30, 2024
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fung-ping

Fung-Ping, the cutest most beautiful sexy bang tastastic woman to walk the Earth. Asian by nature she has the finest tits and hairless minge you will ever see. Loyal, intelligent, honest and loving, a perfect mother. When she rides on top then pulls you out and let's you push it up her arse she squeals like a Werewolf on Speed, you'll cum in less than 30 seconds. She is super flexible and can get her body into any position imaginable. The perfect soul mate. If you see her you will fall in love forever
Just seen Fung-Ping, OMG iam in love!!!🔥🔥🔥
by Jim Bobbing 888 April 6, 2024
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Joo-ping

My wife caught me joo-ping and rewarded me with a blumpkin!!! (See blumpkin)
by Poop2024 April 9, 2024
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199 ping god

Kikikatme, similar to the 200 ping god, imaqtkat, decimates decimates any competition despite his occasional high ping. He is the 199 ping god.
Kikikatme's penis is so large. He is indeed the 199 ping god.
by Moist Individual April 18, 2024
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ping boosted

a player who is only winning because of his ping. Usually said by raging people in cs2 premier and community hvh.
p1: URE PING BOOSTED
p2: no, only cfg boost!
by syrid April 18, 2024
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iranian ping pong

When a man has both hands in his pants pockets and plays with his balls while standing around
Eric: Faresh, why are you always messin’ with your junk while we’re talking?

Faresh: haha we call this Iranian ping pong back home
by anonymous March 8, 2025
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