pat lowe

The Holy One, the Messiah, The one true banisher of FOMOsexuality.

If I see you on that mobile device again, ill hit you with a pat lowe.

by Giuseppington September 16, 2018

Pat The Cheese

The act of forcefully holding in a fart.

Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!

by The rapist!! February 19, 2012

pat

a gay podophile

oh look that's pat playing with that little boys balls

by joe nuts 227 February 13, 2023

pat it

"Pat it" is a common behavioural problem with ghetto girls. They slap their head and say "pat it" for whatsoever reason.
Scientific evidence says it is possible to cause headaches and stupidity.

Girl one: Girl, my weave on fleek
Girl two: Ayee that's right, you have to pat it
Girl one: IKR

by GIRLMYWEAVEISONFIRE December 24, 2017

Pat Cohen

A chiller who can crush an entire tin of 6's in one rip like it's nothing

My Boy: yo beast sauce me a zyn
Me: Gotchu *hands unopened tin of menthol
My Boy: *puts all of them in at once
Me: Bro wtf are you doing you can't hang like that
My Boy: Watch *keeps them in for 20 minutes without shivering
Me: Holy fuck ur sick bro ur literally Pat Cohen

by AvalonLaxerPaceKingDBon December 15, 2024

Pat

someone with big titties but besides that , unique, gentle, and very fragile, a very cute girl wanting to be loved. If you see Chao tell her some awesome things. She loves everyone and hides the mosts secrets and there are many sides of her, so be careful.

Pat is so perfect

by Groovytentacles May 13, 2021

cat the pat

it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat

and that random hobo was me

random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!

normal person:what

by B_ R_ U_ H October 28, 2021