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oreo paste

When you replace the inside of an Oreo with jizz and eat it.
by Twoguncrowley March 16, 2021
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prostate paste

When a girl fingers your asshole causing blood, lube, and fecal matter to mix. Her finger is now covered with it.
She wanted to experiment with my asshole and the next thing I know her knuckles were dripping with prostate paste.
by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018
mugGet the prostate pastemug.

paste

A copy-pasted piece of cheating software for Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.
Someone: Wait, your cheat's just a paste?
You: Always has been.
by Tazzuu September 5, 2020
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window licking paste eater

a bad teammates in a video game who spends in time in game in bumfuck Ethiopia with his cock in hand licking windows and eating paste and wondering why they are losing
OMG that teammate is a fucking window licking paste eater
by exxtuhcee June 26, 2021
mugGet the window licking paste eatermug.

Half Past 12

Half-past twelve I was all alone
I can't be compromised
Fuckin' on my ex, we ain't apologize
'Cause I'm way too young and you always right
Threw it in my face, I'm on another flight
Girl at home, I ain't been living right
The little arguments always start the fight
I had to get away so I'm with you tonight
Is there another guy?
person: omg its half past 12
person 2: half past 12 i was all alone
by terroristman700 November 4, 2023
mugGet the Half Past 12mug.

Jada-ed Past

When a married woman is know to have had and continues to constantly cheats on her simp of a husband with anyone, including but not limited to her own son's friends, while her simp husband continues to defend her because he can't take a joke. She commands him to slap people that make a joke about her, but simp husband isn't allowed to beat the guys she having the affair with.
I know my wife has a jada-ed past, but if Chris Rock ever say my wife's name with his mouth, I'm gonna slap that microphone off his face.
by Scammerpayback247 March 28, 2022
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Past-Rizz

When rizz from the past helps you in the present or future.
Yo, I talked to my employer years ago, and my past-rizz 100% helped me get the job.
by JASUS16 April 20, 2023
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