Post-page hard-on (PPH)

A condition affecting a male doctor, generally on night shifts, when he wakes up to their pager going off and find that he has a raging hard boner and cannot mobilize until buddy calms down.
Nurse: Hello, did you get my page about patient Smith's fluid order?
Doctor: Yeah I'm cumming, I'm dealing with a PPH right now...
Nurse: PPH? Post-partum hemorrhage?
Doctor: Uhhh. Yeah.

Post-page hard-on (PPH)
by docjustincredible May 29, 2015
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page number next

page number next is the number of the next page you will be turning to. It could pretty much mean any page in the book you are reading, but my teacher seems to get along fine telling us to go to page number next and page blue book.
Alright students, turn to page number next in the other book.

What was your favorite part of the book Cathy?
Well, I especially enjoyed page number next when that thing said that stuff.
Ooh, that's my favorite part too.
by Big mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008
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Scan your page

1. Looking a significant other up and down with a calculated gaze, similar to a scanner.
Step into my circle of pleasure and let me scan your page.
by OfficerKingsley September 09, 2019
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Page Fuck

When someone posts something sexy on your wall on facebook.
Chick 1 I just got Page Fucked by your ex.

Chick 2 Ewwwwy. Thats nasty.
by Mi Caulk January 17, 2011
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Get that off my page!

When someone sends something unpleasant and it angers you.
Stop sending me pics of Jerma, you better get that off my page!
by Meday December 07, 2023
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page flicker

A e-book (on kindle fire for example) that is too good to put down.
The Hunger Games is a real page flicker!
by pad26 April 19, 2013
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1st Page Expert

When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.
Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.

Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.
by Jane Doe324 July 25, 2022
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