Pædophile

Someone who likes kids in a sexual way

Adi: Sorry Mr. File but we’re gonna have to refuse you this job.
Peter: But I’m great with kids, especially in bed.
Adi: Exactly!
Cringey guy: Hah! Peter File, more like Pædophile!

by Ghenggy da Munky October 6, 2018

Paedo-Prophet

A grown man who claims to have the revelation of God and in whom is the revelation of what it means to be truly human.... And who marries his 6 year old niece, wages countless wars, advocates capital punishment and generally makes a nuisance of himself by leading a hopelessly inept and illiterate rabble to basically destroy themselves and their rat infested hovels.

"Hey Mo', you don't really believe in that Paedo-Prophet do you? That be like believing Charles Manson is Santa

by winkelTossa September 8, 2019

Pared

A Spanish word meaning wall, also an Arabic term similar to an I.E.D, or an improvised explosive device.

"Dang bro, you really threw that Pared into the coffee shop."

"Yeah dude while throwing it, it screamed PARED ALLAKBAR!"

by PoopIdiotPoopFuck September 28, 2020

mrs.page

an old assistant teacher who enjoys spending her time annoying and picking on students. she should get fired, but that/s just my opinion, i guess.

student: (starts tapping pencil)

mrs.page: STOP THE TAPPING!

- - - -

student: starts talking

mrs.page: you're so loud, you even have a squeaky voice!

by fed up student April 9, 2010

Shampoo Paedo

a sexual predator who preys on young children in the bath or shower

A young boy was attacked by a shampoo paedo when in his bathtub last weekend

by MrGinge10 September 19, 2010

i-paded

it's when you shit on some plastic wrap pull it tight then slap someone in the face with it

Dude what happened Alex just came around the corner and i-paded me

by berwickboy09 October 27, 2011

diarrhea on the page

The bullshit type of paper you write for college when you don't feel like researching and to just fulfill the necessary page requirements

Tim: "Don't you have a paper due in like 3 hours?"

Greg: "Yeah, I figure if i just diarrhea on the page I'll at least get a C."

by Gophair January 13, 2009