Hobbit Rock

Hobbit Rock is term used to refer to late '60s and early-to-mid '70s prog rock, or most any music group that includes fantasy, fairy tale, medieval and related lyrics, imagery or sounds. Many songs and/or albums by Led Zeppelin, Jethro Tull, Yes, King Crimson, Rush, Gentle Giant and others. The music is characterized by rapid tempo changes, rushed flourishes, folky breaks, long solos, exuberant stage sets and costumery, and instruments such as lutes, flutes, glockenspiels, pipes and crumhorns; i.e. a perfect expression of goofy 1970s rock excesses. While technically proficient and rather endearing as a time capsule, most of the bands associated with Hobbit Rock went downhill by the 1980s and suffered from weak songwriting and regrettable production values shared by other contemporary acts, such as stereotypical '80s-era guitar and drum effects. Hobbit Rock was especially popular in Italy, and enjoyed enduring popularity with nerds and libertarians.

You hear them flutes an' sh*t? They sure play a lot of that Hobbit Rock on this station.

by Twalls March 8, 2017

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teh rocks

Gamin' talk for the rocket launcher, used a lot in Halo online.

"I GOT TEH ROCKS! Yeeeaah!!111"

by Stevie B the Bounty Hunter March 5, 2006

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classic rock

Rock n Roll that was dominant during the 1960's through the 1970's.It does not consist of guns n roses, black crowes, or any other band these assholes seem to think are classic rock.

Real Classic Rock:
AC/DC
The Beatles
Led Zeppelin
The Who
The Rolling Stones
The Kinks
Steppenwolf
Black Sabbath
Rush
ZZ Top
Dave Clark Five
Aerosmith
The Beach Boys
The Doors
Elton John
Jethro Tull
Jimi Hendrix
Pink Floyd
Styx
Queen
Buffalo Springfield
Hermans Hermits
Small Faces
Foriegner
The Byrds
Cream
Bob Dylan
Deep Purple

by SuperSatan July 4, 2006

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flat-rocking

urinating with great volume, producing a considerable splash and sound.

Did you hear the one in the stall next to me...Girl, she was flat-rocking like you would not believe! I said, "Whoa, trigger, give someone else a chance here."

by flyingdog January 20, 2008

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Kid Rock

A supposed 'gangsta' from Detroit, who actually grew up in the upper class rankings of a rich family, an hour outside of the city. A man who suffers from small penis syndrome, but attempts to mislead the world by saying otherwise in his lyrics. He keeps his coke in his right front pocket and a wad of $1 bills, that are wrapped in a single $100 bill in the other. His fan base doesn't have any teeth, and are typically morbidly obese. He's coined the phrase "I'm On A Motherfucking Boat!" and hopefully the next time that shipload of white trash sets sail, it sinks. All it will take is one extra ticket to be sold to exceed the boats maximum weight limit and VOILA the world will be a much better place. If he takes Ted Nugent with him...Detroit will RISE AGAIN TO GREATNESS!

"Did you hear that 42 year old man refer to himself as 'Kid Rock?" "Yes, his parents are brother and sister, he can't help it. He's a victim of inbreeding."

by DetroitHatesYou December 7, 2013

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