The Jerk Trap

Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.

The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.

by GiddyWafffles June 7, 2011

Jingle Jerk

When you jerk off on Christmas Eve

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”

by Gamergranny December 25, 2018

pendulum jerk

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.

Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.

by Cheeze Webz December 16, 2015

jerk-trovert

A person who is a jerk to people and not afraid to show it. A bad cross between an introvert and extrovert.

Maria: Oooo... Is that the new guy?

Jessica: Yeah that's him - but he's a jerk-trovert. He likes to call people names and roofie girl's drinks.

by jenknowsbest July 28, 2014

fucking jerk

a son of a bitch ... or equivalent ... a bad person obviously

right he is a fucking jerk ... could it be the same as saying he is a motherfucker

by maryuwandpets May 14, 2021

Speed Jerking

The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.

Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.

by vandalny721 July 16, 2019

Jerk Theory

The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.

I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.

by Thatone random guy May 5, 2014