Punching smoke

How it feels to have sex with a girl that has a loose V.

What was Lucy like in bed?

it was like punching smoke man.

by ass-crack bandit June 11, 2019

Drinkin' Smoke

Allegedly, here in the backwoods of the Appalachian area redneck drunks used to mix some sort of painting chemical (lacquer thinner, paint thinner, acetone or some other chemical) with Kool-aid and once mixed the concoction smoked... thus "drinking smoke"

The term is usually used to describe someone who is wigging out (tripping, high seeing things) or acting exceedingly stupid, in a manner that it would appear the person had been drinkin' smoke.

(sees someone acting stupid...) Hey, you been drinkin' smoke?

(your friend tells you he spent 100 bucks on some flip flops) point and exclaim, "drankin' smoke"

by Gotthemstacksholla September 25, 2013

smoking tadpole

The result of a broken condom.

I will be paying for this smoking tadpole for the next 18 years!

by TIMF2004 October 3, 2016

Smoke show

A woman named Sarah that had a body of a goddess. She breaks jaws and necks when she walks into a room.

Man you see that smoke show? Her name has got to be Sarah.

by Jborne17 May 3, 2021

smoking money

When you smoke expensive weed or an expensive cigar.

I got this top shelf weed and tonight were smoking money!

by Cannajin May 23, 2020

Big Smoke

A Character In GTA San Andreas

Big Smoke: I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.
5 minutes later...
Sweet: Damnit Smoke you spilled ketchup all over my seats!

by Tykoi June 8, 2019

smoke-broke

to not have any extra cigarrettes for you mooching friends
or to not have any cigs but you're jonesing for one.

Dude 1: Can I get a cig from you man?
Dude 2: Sorry man, Im smoke-broke. Try getting a job and
buying your own.

Dude1: Dude2, Im smoke-broke, man. Can I grab a smoke?
Dude2: Um...sure, but first you must dance. It will please
me....

by Jude6666 April 28, 2008