Man Nub

premature man bun

Alec's hair was not long enough for a bun...but he tried anyways. Alec shouldn't have tried. Alec had a man nub.

by SEXretary January 12, 2015

nub

An enigmatic weirdo. Especially one that is cute and makes silly faces. Can be found speaking in a language comprised of only the word "nub.". Often redheaded.

"Nub nub nub nub!" cried the nub.

by Kaptainkmk May 16, 2011

Nubbed

When a person, place, or thing is to the point of failure when they grow a nub on their head and think that they’re unicorns because the level of failure they are is legendary

Hillary Clinton got nubbed in the election

by Rabbit breast October 14, 2018

Nub

used when there is nothing there. physically or metaphorically.
similar to the slang nun, meaning nothing.

you're getting heated over nub

there's nub to be getting mad over bro

by A.Clown November 9, 2019

jud nub

a nickname for a person named jude

hi says jude

jud nub

by Jud Nub January 29, 2021

Nub

An awesome person who everyone can like because nubs are known to be very awesome.

Guy #1: did you see that awesome person right then."
Guy #2: "yeah that guy was such a nub."

by Gemstone 36 July 30, 2017

Nub Cheese

Cheese (growth of infection) that appears on ones nub (male private) from an unknown cause.

Dennis got nub cheese after wearing Liz's leggings

by Ggbbdd April 19, 2018