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Ninjas on the lawn

Along with paranoia, ninjas-on-the-lawn is the most common side effect of cocaine.
asshole: "What is that outside?"

you: "I'm not sure, but i think it could be NINJAS."

asshole: "There are no ninjas on the lawn."

you: "OF COURSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK; THEY'RE NINJAS."
by SnowhuouV October 24, 2012
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invisible ninja

What some rappers, most notably Devlin fight whilst rapping - Moving their arms around like windmills trying to look "street" they look like they are blocking attacks from invisible ninjas
Dude! Why are you fighting invisible Ninjas! Stop flailing your arms around like a windmill.
by stragen November 2, 2012
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ninja fapper

To masturbate/fap silently.
Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper
by honkthedonk January 17, 2013
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Ninja Style

1.Of or relating to a ninja being highly skilled in combat, stealth, and covert actions. Most often known for being stealthy and deadly assassins.

2. The ability to perform duties efficiently and without hesitation to the highest level of perfection without detection

3.An action against a person without the victim knowing what hit them
In MMA, Travis The Hurricane's fighting skill can only be described one way...Ninja Style
by Madnass July 10, 2012
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The Urban Ninja

the act of taking two 15 inch black dildos and tieing them together with a string like nunchucks. while shiving one up your ass you then swing the free dildo around and sneak up behind your partner and hit them with it. thus creating a ninja like expirience.
i gave The Urban Ninja to my boyfriend last night because he said i wasnt adventurous enough.
by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011
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Ninja sket

A Sket that is a ninja
Annie reeve is a ninja sket
by Alfred6969 April 17, 2021
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INF ninja

(noun) 1. a player of the online FPS Infiltration who displays a marked ability to kill an opponent with great speed at close ranges. often while armed with a knife.

2. a player that fires on opposition forces to great effect, while moving or concealed in deep shadows.

3. a player who kills most or all of the enemy team without being shot or disabled. Often a veteran that is picking up slack for a noob and deserves praise.

4. a skilled INF player who commands respect, despite using overt tactics.

5. used derogatorily towards players that uses cheap or cheesy ambush tactics that do not reveal their location. Also a player that does not give quarter, especially in the first few seconds of combat, when quarter may be due.

6. any person or object stealthy, skilled, armed with a gun, treacherous or otherwise similar to an INF ninja.
1. Dude, no way you can kill him with that knife. Holy shit you just did! you are an INF ninja!

2. Who, I almost shot you man. you're an INF ninja in those shadows.

3. Oh snaps! our INF ninja is taking tan-team OUT!!

4. Watch out, that guy with the SAW is an INF ninja.

5. Arg! I take ten steps and I'm dead. Damn INF ninjas!

6. Man, those guys in the film Returner were INF ninjas.
by Lt. August 10, 2004
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