Noun: One's anus
Verb: The act of reaching your hand into your own or someone else's anus, and picking small pieces of shit off from the walls of their colon
Verb: The act of reaching your hand into your own or someone else's anus, and picking small pieces of shit off from the walls of their colon
When I poop, shit bursts forth from my chocolate mine.
Lisa said Mark was into some kinky shit. Apparently, he even asked her if she wanted to try chocolate mining.
Lisa said Mark was into some kinky shit. Apparently, he even asked her if she wanted to try chocolate mining.
by Ombligo July 01, 2015
The prizes that your pets leave in the yard when they drop a deuce. Often you may not see them right away if you are not watching your pet do their duty. If you find the land mines, your shoes are likely destroyed.
Person: I need to take the dog outside for a walk in the yard.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.
by Bostsox11 March 02, 2016
This is were you get your female spouse to eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner then you get her into the bed and you pop a whole box of laxatives in her mouth then you stick your dick into her ass and keep thrusting it in and out of her ass until she explodes shit all over your dick resembling the explosion of a landline
by Fucmehjerry November 10, 2017
by catwithrabies February 03, 2020
The sexual act of mouth to breast contact lasting beyond a normal duration of time customary during sexual activity.
I met this mom at a sushi joint in Wuhan. She let me take her home and I spent most of the night mining TITCoin.
by Zito's MOM September 18, 2021
The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.
"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"
"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"
"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"
"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
by Kurdaitcha February 02, 2020
by Toopid Hoomar August 15, 2016