Shower-minted

To be 'Shower-minted' or for short 'minted' is to experience great pain, stinging and an unnatural coldness of the genitalia after applying 'Original Source Mint Shower Gel 250Ml' to yourself. This may be scarring and also may cause PTSD. If you have been 'Shower-minted' then you will know.

(Tyler walks into school , his eyes bloodshot and his head twisted back in an abnormal way, obviously having been shower-minted)

Aaron: What a cruel fate to have endured.
Leo: Poor man.

by JoshBurgerAndFries June 16, 2016

Sexy mint

Sexy mint, Secment, Same thing. Secment loves to hang out with jimbo. He's also hated

I hate sexy mint!

by niggeromast September 21, 2024

numbing mints

Mint that is taken before oral sex, to prevent gagging.

Yo how is your head game so strong?
It’s these numbing mints dude

by RatShit69 August 27, 2022

Forever Mint

This is the type of Mentos mint that when enjoyed does not fully dissolve and instead becomes a gum-like substance.

"Do you have any gum?"
"No, but I have these mints" (hands Mentos)
"Oh these must be those fancy FOREVER MINTS"

by guysm1ley February 27, 2024

Dinner Dick mint

D.D.M is when a person wakes up an sucks a dick then proceeds to kiss their partner in the mouth.

My woman gave head ar aoon at we woke up ,but the show gave me a dinner dick mint ,now both got nasty mouths.

by Guiltycervantes July 12, 2018

shitter mint

The deodorizing tablet used for RV/ Camper toilets to help neutralize the bathroom smell.

Did you remember to drop in the shitter mint before we left for our trip?

by AMDINOC September 8, 2020

mint

a tasty treat that i give my horse
also as in a mint card

and odd shaped nose
sumin a hamster is attracked to
nice tasting

by zoe June 10, 2004