Drive By Glazing

When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".

Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.

Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.

by Honeybager5933 December 27, 2011

Boston Cream Glaze

The act of blowing a load on ones lips

I'm gonna give you a Boston cream glaze if don't shut the fuck up

by GarfieldFan89 April 13, 2024

Silent Glaze

A silent glaze is when you win a fight, but the other dudes friends glaze him so hard it seems like he won, even though he got his ass beat.

Bro I whooped him in a fight, but i got Silent Glazed so hard it seems like I lost.

by Gyr0z April 18, 2024

Glaze the Rim

When one rubs one out while sitting on the toilet. Climaxing into the bowl.

Bob: How often do you jerk it in the bathroom.
Rob: I Glaze the Rim every now and then.

by T1GER38 June 7, 2018

Glazing

Jada When Erick does literally anything

Erick : Post sale

Jada: OMG ArE yOu At 1800 On ThE wEeK?

User: Why is Jada glazing so hard

by High roller of the Year June 29, 2024

Glaze

The look of total boredom on your girl's face while you bangin' her.

Man last night I must been tired cuz while I was fuckin her my girl jus glaze!

by ekw August 8, 2016

Glazed donut

When you rub cum around the outside ring of a belly button.

After sex I gave my husband a glazed donut.

by Pickles48 September 28, 2025