Fake Blonde

girls usually named Susana

Susana is such a fake blonde

by fake blonde hater February 11, 2022

Fake Xanax

Fake Xanax is Xanax that has been laced with fentanyl. Fentanyl is very dangerous and 0.25 of it could even kill you.

Lil Peep Overdosed on fake Xanax.

by Lockernumber244 May 21, 2019

Fake Sloot

Analogous to Cock Tease: An attractive girl who is flirtatious and appears to be easy to close but always ends up backing out at the last minute.

Speaker 1: "omg look at all these sloots at the club tonight"
Speaker 2: "nah dude, they're all fake sloots...they'll just make you buy drinks and then dip out"
Speaker 1: "I hate fake sloots!"

by pkallday2012 February 11, 2012

Fake Stoner

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday

Marina is a fake stoner

by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016

fake Monet

A fake Monet is someone, m/f, that is more attractive from far away.

F: When I saw him up close, I realized he was a fake Monet.

by Anna313 February 9, 2009

Fake Porn

When the porn actors and actresses don't actually have sex, but are instead using an angle that makes it look as if they are. BET©

BET: Did you hear about this thing I created called fake porn. It hasn't really hit off yet, though.
Guy: That sounds awful.
BET: It is, but it works, and you don't have as many risks and as much money in it.
Guy: Maybe I should start a career as an actor.

by Kronos 1777 (BET) March 13, 2019

Fake Chinese

A Chinese who didn't/doesn't wear open butt pants.

"Hey bro look at that fake Chinese, we cant even see his ass crack!"

by Taiwan>China May 30, 2019