naked status

A status on Facebok that no one likes or comments on, occasionally leaving the person sad and on the verge of suicide

Tim: Did you see how i got a new computer?
Dave: Yeah i did, wasn't it that naked status?
Tim: Don't remind me!

by aza333 June 29, 2011

Naked Log

A turd that has been left in an un-flushed toilet with no accompanying toilet paper.

I was at my sister's house and went to take a piss and saw a naked log left by one of her kids. I told her but, in typical fashion, she just blamed it on someone else's kid.

by punchodex October 31, 2011

Name-Praise Whores

The people on Urban Dictionary who randomly praise their own name or someone else's name for the sakes of either:
A) being an attention whore, or

B) to praise random people by giving a bullshit definition for their name here on UD.

People praising their lovers' names over UD are not fully or necessarily Name-Praise Whores - they are something FAR worse...

The people who define names such as Eli shown there or Gary shown here are probably Name-Praise Whores.

by Mr. Angry Eyes October 17, 2013

name-ology

Being able to pronounce name's, usually people's, perfectly.

Something Willem Dafoe is an expert in.

Paul Smecker: "Yeah, well... I'm an expert in *snaps fingers* name-ology."

by Jaymmac November 12, 2013

naked resignation

For one to quit his current job before getting the next one.

A: "I quit my shitty job yesterday."
B: "oh, you got another one?"
A: "Nope, it was a naked resignation."
B: "Man, you got balls!"

by beat me with a stick August 16, 2016

Naked Chicken Chalupa

A taco with the shell made of chicken. Eaten by the Legend27 and JoeysWorldTour.

The naked chicken chalupa WEWEWEWEWEW

by Cy O'Hare March 14, 2017

Naked Dingus

A common action where a person, usually a male, will pull down their trousers, bend over and repeatedly slam a clenched fist into the crevice of their behind.

This is used as a mocking device from person to person, or performed upon request in order to gain laughs from a group.

“Rowan, I want a naked dingus now!”

by ATF PB August 18, 2020