A Schneider Mustache

A thin stream of semen shot across a woman's upper lip, resembling the pencil-thin mustache worn by superintendent/handyman Schneider on the TV show "One Day At A Time".

"My girlfriend was going down on me and turned her head at the last minute, and I gave her a Schneider Mustache."

by p.smitty March 23, 2010

Stalin's Mustache

When neither you nor your sexual partner has shaved your pubis, and while thrusting the two pieces of hair intersect, looking like the mustache of Joseph Stalin.

"Oh comrade-san, we have crossed hairs and reproduced the great Stalin's Mustache!"

by TheRappist June 17, 2016

Mustache

A curvy-ish shape that comes in multiple colors (mostly black). Both boys and girls love mustaches!

I mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later!

by PipTiff December 25, 2011

Mustang

Mustang: A performance baced automobile that, if done correctly, is an excellent machine suited for racing. However, on the street, any Mustang driver that challanges a Civic, unless the Civic is obviously fast (baced on knoledge of the car), is merely trying to boost their own ego by challageing a car with a far lower displacement. Also, Horsepower is not every thing,its part of the whole perfromance, but the most important aspect of an automobiles over-all performance is weight. Lightness is key to performace:High Horsepower Car(i.e. Mustang, Camero and such) - All of the crap it dosent need = Higher perfomance. Weight, not power is the most important thing in racing.

Ricer (ri-sr): Any one who is focused on the amount of ice the car contains, and only uses dyno numbers and the amount of money spent in order to modify their car to some how outdo others

by Brudog91MR2 December 8, 2003

Kool Aid Mustache

When a man is having sex with a girl on her period. He then uses his bloody dick to smear a Kool Aid Mustache above her top lip. This can also be done with a bloody finger.

I gave that chick a Kool Aid Mustache!

by fahQskeletor August 5, 2010

Mustang

Lovin' the stang. Sex with the top down, my tits bouncing with enthusiasm for the sweat that went into creating a strong american machine that when you hear it purring past your block you know is a Mustang... my stang, with hp a rice-burner can only dream about!!!

Every car needs a theme, but every Mustang needs a mascot!

by stang-sex April 17, 2004

Serbian Mustache

The act of taking a shit across the face of someone who is passed out.

After a long night of drinking, Larry woke up with a Serbian Mustache!

by Frank Poncherello April 6, 2009