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Hot Martha

A baked good or pastry in which semen is added as an ingredient. The pastry is then given to an unknowing female recipient for consumption.
That hoe pissed me off so I baked her a hot martha.
by mistafunn March 7, 2011
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Martesa

A bright and beautiful person. One who gives joy to all. One who is always the ceter of attention. Loves to dance, usually a great dancer. One who can be bitchy at times. Many woman don't get along with her. Many men try to get with her. All can't deny her beauty and brains. One who love men. Caring, Compassionate, and willing to please others.
You are so Martesa, your beauty is amazing.
by Miss Belize February 4, 2010
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Marta

A name so unique it can only belong to a special girl. She loves to have fun and live life to it's fullest. She is beautiful and loving, which draws the attention of many. However, she will always be loyal to the end.
Her name is Marta, not Maria, not Mara.
by EDMJohn July 16, 2019
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Martez

A nigga who fucks everyone without any feeling for them. Also very tall.
Ayo this martez just fucked my bitch.
by Martez_the_goat November 19, 2021
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mt martha

a pre-ejaculator
"woah that boy pulled a mt martha, i mean id just started and i copped a mouthful"
by huey March 31, 2004
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k-mart

A cheap fucked up department store getting their ghetto Martha Stuart asses kicked by Target and Wal*lart.
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Tommy: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?!Target and Wal*mart are sooo much better."
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Wal-Mart

A store that sells average items made by cheap labor. Everyone seems to forget even those "small family stores" buy things that were made in laborious countries too.

Wal-Mart often takes the blame for "closing" smaller stores. While this may be somewhat true, if the smaller stores would have expanded, they would have had a shot to survive.

Wal-Mart takes everything you must normally go to multiple stores for, and combine it into one. Many people moan about it sucking / being for poor rednecks, but the fact is everyone goes there at least once in their life to pick up something they need. There is nothing really wrong with the store. The store does sell cheap clothing, but who cares? That store Steve & Barry's (went under by the way), had cheap clothes yet people thought it was the greatest thing.
Wal-Mart combines everything into one. Filled with normal people who complain for no real reason, as if they care about those "small stores" anyway.
by Da Milkman July 26, 2009
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