Guard Mount Broke

The single greatest phrase ever said within security forces. When spoken it manifests unending amounts of adrenaline and willingness to complete the day. Also creates blindness to certain actions to keep from extending shifts.
by MarshallBurnetts March 12, 2022
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Mount Killabitch

A place where five bitches go every five years to get killed for being a bitch. Nobody knows the location, but everyone who is not fucking retarded knows that it isn't fake.
Jane: "Oh my god Richard, you're such a dick, blah blah blah"
Dick: "Stop it Jane, you're being a bitch. You don't want to go to Mount Killabitch, do you?"
Suddenly, a bunch of masked men bash the door down and grab Jane, taking her to Mount Killabitch, never to be seen again.
by R_guyy April 11, 2020
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mount southington

Mount Southington is where you go to drop your kids off for minimum wage teenagers to take care of. Don’t even get me started about ski wee. The park kids there think they’re Shawn fucking White but really they’re just a bunch of crackheads that eat ass, smoke grass, and ski fast. The food there is over priced but the food trucks are nice. The only good thing about the “mountain” is the half pipe. It’s a hill, don’t even argue about it......
“Yo I went to mount southington last weekend and got kicked out by ski patrol for doing a backflip!”
“No way dude! I got kicked out for doing shots on the lift!”
by Recked101 April 22, 2021
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joey mount

The MAN. The CHOSEN ONE. HERE IS THE FUCKING HEAT.
“Bruh Joey Mount just sold me a Chicago Bulls snapback for $30 today is LIT”
by bruhyalleverkissedyourself January 04, 2018
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Mount Saint Mary

A highschool in Watchung NJ. Watch out for a racist Director of admissions who likes to pick on students of color for minor uniform violations, while simultaneously letting lighter skinned girls with skirts that are WAY too short walk unbothered.

Nice to know a school that preaches about "mercy for all" doesn't practice their own values. Hypocrisy at it's finest, I say.

Also, not very welcoming for LGBT community, probably because of it's Catholic-origin.
Student 1: Dude, the DOF just pulled me over and lectured me in front of everyone for not having my shirt underneath my school sweatshirt, despite me explaining my situation.

Student 2: Haven't you heard? She let's the Caucasian students walk right in front of you even if they have major uniform violations. Lots of girls thinks she's races and had preferences.

Student 1: Geez. ...why am I not surprised. Mount Saint Mary cruelty...
by lacrosseboss November 04, 2021
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Mount Greylock Regional

Mount Greylock is a school full of stuck up rich white kids and has a history of perverted vice-principals. It’s known for their small selection of favorited students, parents that come in and yell at staff, racism, homophobia, highest rate of kids that switch schools after their first year of high school, and relentless kids that will without a doubt try to fight you if you say one wrong thing. 1 out of 50 students that go here actually have a positive experience with this school (they have over 600 students). Don’t let the fancy scenery fool you, it’s far from that.
Teenager: Oh you go to Mount Greylock Regional? i’m praying for you.
by non-sugarcoated speaker December 08, 2023
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