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Wal-mart mother

A mother who often shops at wal-mart and who swears at her kids in front of everybody. The wal-mart mother is often single and a bit crazy so she often threatens violence upon her kids.
I like these wal-mart mothers who swear at their children: "JEFFREY YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT! GET THE FUCK BACK HERE OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!
by The roguesmiler August 3, 2010
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Brother From Another Motherland

When you have a best friend who lives in or is from russia.
by KKez October 10, 2011
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A Bad Mother

a mother that was never there for you as you grew older . a mother that gave up as being your mom . a mother that always put her self before her own kids . one that always went out &' partied instead of being home to tuck her kid/kids into bed .
by Leigha . April 19, 2015
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mothers' meeting

Pointless natter about nothing in particular
Nothing got done as the sales department were having a mothers' meeting
by Rob Sedgwick January 14, 2009
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Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother
You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother
by GoodlukXIII March 6, 2010
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Step on a crack, break your mother's back

This is an old children's game, anyone who trod on the cracks between the paving stones was out, until only one player was left, he or she was then declared the winner.
Step on a crack, break your mother's back– Most of us know the old rhyme “Step on a crack, break your mother’s back.” Whether the rhyme is the cause of, or a result of, this superstition is uncertain, though belief in it persists in many people today, even if subconsciously. Come to think of it, avoiding sidewalk cracks is probably a good policy for anyone who wants to avoid tripping.
by WormBrian October 25, 2009
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