One of the few Mormons who openly practices polygamy and doesn't do statutory rape and/or breed too much. The only Mormons to grow a set and stand up for what they believe in.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
Get the cycle-accurate Mormon mug.Due to an earlier misapropriation im writing this because Mormon the maker of the book of mormon did state and practice that polygamy was alright. Also some sects of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints do still practice polygamy. Though overall not a bad group of people everyone of them ive met are nice to a point of it being obscene.
by jwns July 15, 2005
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A mormon from the hood who chills with homies. Gangstas of this sought originate from Utah and are quickly growing in numbers due to their polygamist attitudes. Source of income comes from the selling of "the book of mormon", which teaches the gang mentality they hope to uphold.
Easily defined by their nametags, these gangstas have a well-known rivalry with another gang called Jehovahs Witnesses and many turf wars have been fought across the united states between both sects.
Easily defined by their nametags, these gangstas have a well-known rivalry with another gang called Jehovahs Witnesses and many turf wars have been fought across the united states between both sects.
by christopher jockstrap January 15, 2008
Get the mormon gangsta mug.A weird-ass young white male who walks everywhere looking for people to talk to about Jesus. Always comes in a group of two.
If you let them talk to you once, they will ALWAYS come back. Like a Jehovah's Witness, but does not come with food.
If you let them talk to you once, they will ALWAYS come back. Like a Jehovah's Witness, but does not come with food.
I got attacked by a mormon missionary yesterday. I let them come inside and they talked to me about Jesus for FIVE HOURS!
by concernicus August 17, 2007
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by Rnegade November 6, 2010
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*Also known as L.D.S.
*Really cool guys to hang with
*Are easilly misunderstood
*Have a rather loose, laid back religion, nothing is really required of it's members, thats just what people think at first glance
*Believe that God is 1 person, Jesus is 1 person, and the HG is 1 person, which makes waaaaaay more sence than them being all one person
*Aren't poligymists, those are those reorganized fundamentalist fucktards that gave us a bad friggin name.
*Don't want to degrade, be better than, or flame any other religion.
*Also known as L.D.S.
*Really cool guys to hang with
*Are easilly misunderstood
*Have a rather loose, laid back religion, nothing is really required of it's members, thats just what people think at first glance
*Believe that God is 1 person, Jesus is 1 person, and the HG is 1 person, which makes waaaaaay more sence than them being all one person
*Aren't poligymists, those are those reorganized fundamentalist fucktards that gave us a bad friggin name.
*Don't want to degrade, be better than, or flame any other religion.
Mack: Yeah, you know those whores down in colorado city?
Tanner: Uh huh.
Mack: yeah well those guys been givin us mormons a bad name.
Tanner: yeah so true! they should all go to cuba where no-one will care what the hell they do there.
Tanner: Uh huh.
Mack: yeah well those guys been givin us mormons a bad name.
Tanner: yeah so true! they should all go to cuba where no-one will care what the hell they do there.
by K'/l3 December 15, 2008
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