ur mom

A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all comebacks. It can be used in a sentence, or by itself as a phrase.

Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Patient: Ur mom.

Enemy: You look like a dumpster fire.
You: So did ur mom after I fucked her senseless.

by Bubblecove106 September 22, 2019

your mom

1.an insult
2.an answer to any question,
3.my alter-ego on the internet.
4.best type of joke/insult ever.

also used for yelling at people on TV when they ask obvious questions.

1.
Random person: That bag is ugly.
Me: Your mom is ugly.

2.
Random person:What is that thing on your face?
Me:Your mom.

3.
Internet person: Who are you?
Me: Your mom.

4.
Your mom is so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!

by Aya-kun August 11, 2004

helicopter mom

the mom who hovers over her child, especially at school. This mom is too involved. She annoys the other parents as well as the teacher(s).

I have this helicopter mom in my class. Some mornings she stays more than an hour watching over her daughter and providing unneeded supervision and advice.

by one thyme May 20, 2009

Mom bod

A mother who has birthed a child or raising a child. Who has earned a new beautiful body by giving birth and is now a different type of sexy. She has Tiger stripes and a little extra weight to symbolise motherhood. Mom bods are the new sexy.

Check out that sexy mom bod!

by Truthhurtsbaby91 August 20, 2021

my mom

a phrase commonly used by a character in the show " Regular Show ", that character is named " Muscle Man " a friend of the main characters " Mordecai " and " Rigby "

guess who doesn't take a shower "my mom"

by darwinCx March 21, 2019

token mom

(noun) A woman who is routinely brought out for a night on the town by her daughter's group of friends because the daughter considers her mom to be funny, cute and witty (like in a sitcom) where in reality she is none of these things. This mom/daughter relationship is usually classified as 'best buddies.' The token mom often cramps the style of the women as she unofficially serves as a watchdog prohibiting any of the girls to pick up any 'meat.'

The drummer's chances of banging one of the hotties was high, but the token mom had the hots for him so nobody got laid last night.

by Mickey Nation February 5, 2007

Soccer Mom

1. The enemy of every gamer/anime fan out there.

2. Middle aged women who drive their kids around from school to activities in SUVs and have absolutely no driving skils. I mean reallly. They cause most of the accident on the roads. They also try to cancel anything that has a message, such as anime, music, internet sites, video games, and love. These fuckers really need to be shot.

Me: Yeah, so I was listening to Green Day the other day, and-

Soccer Mom: Don't say that name around my children! I'm telling your mothers!

Friend: What the...fuck off, we're talking here!

Soccer Mom: OHMYGOODNESSHOWDAREYOUSAYSUCHAWORDTOMEI'MGOINGTOGETEERYTHINGYOUKNOWANDLOVECANCELLEDANDTHEN-

Me:(Pulls out gun and shoots) Bitch. Now where's my Foamy the squirrel?!?!?!

by yoyobling October 13, 2004