Land mines

The prizes that your pets leave in the yard when they drop a deuce. Often you may not see them right away if you are not watching your pet do their duty. If you find the land mines, your shoes are likely destroyed.

Person: I need to take the dog outside for a walk in the yard.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.

by Bostsox11 August 17, 2016

You're Mine song

Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
Bitch, runnin' through the halls, slow down
Shoutin' noises that sound like, "Fuck you, Baldi"
(the rest of the song is on the site named Genius, or search up You're Mine song to know the rest)

Have you heard of the You're Mine song?
Yeah It's my favourite song!
It goes like: Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started

by AwesomeAlexTheReal5914 April 12, 2024

r u mine

R u mine is a song by arctic monkeys( the best band in the world ) is a song abt love and shit proper sick song tho

Person 1: Yo they are playing r u mine

Person 2: Sick what a songgg

by Vr kid April 28, 2023

your dick is bigger than mine

means you have small balls or have no balls for anything

person2: talk some sense into (person1).
person1: get off my dick!
person2: yeah, your dick is bigger than mine

by marleyk1ng June 19, 2022

REM Mining

A creative technique where someone intentionally enters the early REM or hypnagogic state to access heightened imagination, insight, and ideas. REM Mining involves using the mind’s dream-border zone on purpose to pull out concepts, scenes, or inspiration for writing, art, or problem solving.

I was stuck on my story, so I used REM Mining and woke up with the entire plot mapped out.

by CM James November 13, 2025

Persian deep mine

A set position that was based off the brutal efficiency of the persian deep gold mines.

Thw persian deep mine sexual postition: A dildo or other serial toy is affiliated to the tip of a pogo stick and the fitted into an orifice and then operated.

by Lary hitler October 13, 2023

Minelis

Usually a freaky and horny girl that's down to fuck there boyfriend whenever.

Everybody is lucky to have a girlfriend named Minelis in there life

by dwbtk April 16, 2023