Water them Melons 

(v) To ejaculate on a woman's tits
(n) A phrase used to let others know if one would want to ejaculate on a woman's tits

(v) "That broad is fat but she has a nice rack. I think I'll just have to water them melons."
(n) Man 1: "Check out the tatas on that fine piece of ass."
Man 2: "I'd water them melons in a heartbeat.

Water them Melons by Mantalk November 4, 2012

split a niggas melon 

To blow a niggas brains out

Her: he keeps flirting with me
Me: I will split a niggas melon
Her: fucking do it

split a niggas melon by Jp Garcia April 3, 2017

Doing the Meloni 

A famous and well-known term usually used for a person pretending to be ill all of the time.

Teacher: Who is missing today?
Student: Timo is missing.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Dunno, he's probably doing the Meloni again.

Doing the Meloni by Nibbaloni May 27, 2018

Cash ya melon 

means shoot ya head (Also cash your melon)

Dat nigga a Cash ya melon fast.

Cash ya melon by Allahatopia November 25, 2018

Eat some melons

In the 2002 film, Ana Faris offers to spend time with Angela Bettis after Bettis compliments Faris's neck. This was a hint to Bettis's character that simultaneous lesbian oral sex was an option for their time together. It's a simple reference to standard sexual position sixty nine.

Hey Clarissa, would you like to come back to my apartment after this female-only wine tasting and eat some melons?

Eat some melons by Jakeyjakers April 29, 2020

wanting a melon dip 

When someone is sees and immediately becomes attracted to someones big tits and feels like they want to go in a hot tub with them when your both naked.

Jason: Damn! Jessica has some big tits!
Colton: Yeah, I feel like I’m wanting a melon dip

wanting a melon dip by periodwithtrans April 4, 2023

Anna, Mischa, Angela & Melody 

Anna, the token British girl of the group, destined to become asian... Also destined to change her career choice overnight. Mischa, smoothie bowl and glasses enthusiast, obviously the clear weirdo of the group, constantly misses class for "music lessons", also misses the ball for PE every time. melody, very, very, VERY VERY SHORT, and will drown if placed in the swimming pool (3m deep), and can swim 5m weakly, (teeny tiny) cute kawaii korean aesthetic asian, proud of chinese heritage, part of the lgbtq+ community ;) Angela, the smart, humble person of the group, silently crazy and who loves releasing gas regularly (yum) and loves chewing on carrots. At least it is not just paper (melody... we're watching you).

'Anna, Mischa, Angela & Melody are such a weird friend group.... wish I was in it with them'
'Oh, those smart cool people? That's just Anna, Mischa, Angela & Melody'

Anna, Mischa, Angela & Melody by bombasticsideeye69 March 2, 2023