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Masturbation

The act of self (sexual) pleasure. Used by those who: 1) are too ugly to have real sex. 2) Those who wish to discover their bodies can still produce bodily fluids. 3) Wish to fantasize/remember mummy, daddy, brother, sister (any family relative) coming into their room late at night and doing things to them they've been told never to tell anyone about. 4) An art used by dirty old men to show the young girls watching that he really loves them. 5) What men do when they're horny but their wives/girlfriends/boyfriends aren't. 6) What women do when they're horny but their husband's/boyfriends/girlfriends aren't
"Sorry darling, I didn't mean for you to catch me masturbating in front of your sister, but I think it's only right I teach her about masturbation"

"I do apologise Officer, but I think the woman is so attractive, I had to show my love for her through masturbation"

"No, my friend, I wouldn't worry that you caught your wife in the act of masturbation. She once said that she thinks about me when she masturbates"
by Dr Phew August 17, 2011
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Masturbation Technician

Someone whose job it is to jerk people off for medical reasons
by Bigdickpreston September 20, 2016
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Masturbation Wrinkles

When a guy jerks off more than 2 times a week, and they get wrinkly dicks from it. Especially bad when they are semi-soft.
"Girl , I went to go down on him and he had masturbation wrinkles, I left out of there.
by THEREALHONESTBRUTALBIATCH October 22, 2017
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Masturbation Station

A place where males and females masturbate and take turns
After I do my chores I’ll ask I can go to the masturbation station with koen
by Boobiejams January 23, 2019
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Blindness caused from masturbation as a result of ejaculating into oneselfs eyeballs.
Grandma said masturbation will make you go blind
by Yourwrongangel November 3, 2020
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Masturbation Station

Lluvia García, Masturbation Station
I'm watching Porn right now;When Nelson Was Fucking Me!
by Anonimo369 March 16, 2022
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masturbation addict

the guy that decides to announce when he 's gonna watch hentai, and no one cares because he is arab mantas kid AAAAA
this masturbation addict is so weird he just cums every minute
by Kattini April 19, 2022
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