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Mars

Mars is literally the best person ever! Mars doesn’t know how much people appreciates them and cares about them but they are amazing!
Nuke: Woah Mars is so cool literally if I hadn’t met them idk what would’ve happened to me lmao”
Person 2: I agree 100% they are just spectacular
by Nukeepoo November 22, 2021
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Mars

Mars is an amazing, funny, cool and unique individual. They are also the most gay human on the planet! Mars is incredibly popular and sought after by many people. Anyone who is friends with a Mars will know that they are the person to put a smile on your face on a rainy day. When you look into Mars’ eyes you see the genuine emotion that is hidden in their facial expressions! Sometimes some Mars’ can be a little mean but it’s only a joke as you have to remember they love you and you love them!
Mars: hello! You look strange today!
Person b: -oh -okay
Mars: no it’s a good strange! It’s unique and special. Also how are you?
Person b: :D
by The 3:00 am vibe :) November 26, 2021
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Mars 28

This day is for people that are born in Mars 28. They’re super sexy. Brown/golden hair all shimmering, golden brown eyes with little bit of a green. They’re so seductive and sex talks so much that they end up somewhere wrong. They have ex issues sadly and will probably be stuck on them forever. When they talk they sound very dumb but when it gets serious they’re actually smarter than all of you. They can get everything they want except girls/boys. They’re uniq people. They’re like a red person, honest and forward. Can’t forget that they are funny as hell and can’t be serious. If you’re born on this day you’re special. xo xo
Oh my god who’s this everyone is talking about?”

“It’s mars 28, it’s her birthday! she’s the hottest one i’ve ever seen. Only aries people”
by lilalien October 25, 2019
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Mar

Shy Funny kind sassy her birthday is on may 12

Likes to go out she she like language arts like being with her friends
Hey mar whatcha u doing
by Hfkxyiyditdry October 29, 2019
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Mega Masturbation Mars

Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls
Girl 1:Are you going to do Mega Masturbation Mars?
Girl 2:Yes
by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019
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Eat a Mars Bar

Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.
Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.
by jentlemangack December 4, 2020
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mars

the most sexiest human being ever!! swag 🥶
mars is hot
by mars sheeran December 22, 2020
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